The Target Serenity Prayer

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Every time I go into Target, I have to say my own version of the Serenity Prayer:

“God grant me the serenity to embrace the things I already own, the power to say no to the clothes and brightly colored pillows I don’t, and the wisdom to save for my retirement. Amen.”

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  1. Brilliant! I’ll never be able to walk into Target again without thinking of this.

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